chaos magic
the magic that defender uses to get a firm grip on c-ck.
this one time defender was beatin callius off and he just couldn’t do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat callius off, but to also clean his c-ck completely free of sm-gm-. silly smeghead, you use soap for that!
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