chaos pouch


a peace of fabric worn around the hip or waist, in the form of a pouch, bag, or pocket. not to be mistaken for a f-nny pack or b-m flap. most pouches are made d.i.y. witch stands for do it yourself. usly only seen in the punk subculter. pouches are used to hold things such as, switch blades, cigerret tabacco, cigerret rollers, ciggerret papers, razor blades, sewing kits, and squatting utiensils. usly clipped on using spring action d-ring clips on d-rings or belt loops. usly covered with studds, spikes, b-ttons and patchs.
“sweet f-nny pack”
“f-ck you its a choas pouch!”

“i’ve been homeless for like 3 months now and i live out of my chaos pouch, it holds every thing, camping silver wear, weed, and my d.i.y. book on how to make your own beer, and do your own abortions.”

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