Chaos Whore


an immensely irrational, over-dramatic and unjustifiably insane woman. more often than not, the mother of your spouse.
a: baby, omg your mother is such a chaos wh-r-!

b: why do you say that?

a: cuz i swear her main goal in life is to ruin us and to cut my nuts off..

b: oh no! those are my nuts to cut off, you f-ck. now stop defaming my sweet mother.. its not her fault that the whole world loves to see her weep and is out to get her.. i should castrate you for even thinking that about her!

a: jesus, baby.. you are a f-cking chaos wh-r-, too.

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