chapel boner


an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian inst-tutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
dude, today in chapel dr. brooks was speaking and i got a random chapel b-n-r. i was so embarr-ssed!

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