Chapstick Sex
when women (especially younger teens) dont have a d-ld- on them when they want to m-st-rb-t- so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. they choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a d-ck) and they insane availability. also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of s-x
bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the s-x to store so i had chapstick s-x last night…
caroline: oo how was it?
bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of david’s d-ck!
caroline: omg! can i use that after you??
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