character attendant


a job at disney where you make sure the characters stay alive. they are in charge of maintaining their line by yelling at everyone to have out their autograph books and photop-ss cards, only for the guest to get to the character and not be prepared at all. they describe what the character is animating and say things like “yes! you are on their shirt!” and “wow it is their birthday!” 100 times a day. they move the guests bags, because of course they put them in the wrong spot, then get phones shoved in their faces with out ever hearing the words, “will you please take a photo for me?” and still take the photo. they also make sure said character gets off on time which leads to them timing the line, closing the line on time, and most importantly, ruining thousands of vacations.
that character attendant ruined my vacation.

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