Charaning
the act of carresing a dead baby duck, preferably fresh, and then masturbating to any one of ice cubes songs whilst softly penetrating yourself with a stick of peperami. also it is very common to have a friend or relative be present for the activity, with better results of lidstrom if they join in. pictures are usually taken with anyone involved in the activity required to be crying.it is essential that the peperami be coated with fibregl-ss insulation, or gl-ss wool.
e.g ” jeeze auntie selma, you really were rough when we were charaning last night!”
Read Also:
- coulroholic
a person who is addicted to a clown or clowns ever since alexa met that s-xy clown in orlando, she has been a coulroholic.
- Daycatcher
a person who just comes to cl-ss to have tjeir attendance checked without any interest in a given subject, event, gathering, organization, etc. boy: i have no interest in the lesson for tonight. girl: so you’re a daycatcher then?
- Deglaze
to wipe and clean up -j-c-l-t- from one’s face, br–sts, neck, chin, stomach, low back or bung hole post s-xual activity. carl hosted a bukkake for his girlfriend sharlene. after taking hot load after hot load, she was left a quivery, spooge covered mess on the living room floor. the last guy to blow handed […]
- Dewchebag
a person who drinks copious amounts of mountain dew. also wears mountain dew hats, shirts, etc. a.c. : “man, trent is such a dewchebag” b.c. : “you’re absolutely right.”
- divorceaMoon
is the act of after your divorce party going on a trip with your new found hot lover. vern is going to be my hot cabana boy in costa rica for my divorceamoon.