a theropod dinosaur that lived in northern africa around 95 million years ago. it was two meters longer than tyrannosaurus rex (t rex) and coexisted with spinosaurus aegyptiacus. however, spinosaurus ate fish while charcarodontosaurus preyed on ouranosaurus, so they did not have to battle often. charcarodontosaurus did not have jaws capable of breaking bone, unlike tyrannosaurus, but instead had serrated teeth that could cut through flesh. in fact, the name literally means “shark toothed lizard!” carcharodontosaurus was typically an ambushing predator and was also territorial, as bite marks from the same species have been found on the skulls.
charcarodontosaurus saharicus is one of my favorite dinosaurs.
there are no charcarodontosaurus pictures, so here is tyrannosaurus and spinosaurus for size comparison.
- pull the padge
to jack off i take that vhs tape into my bedroom and honey i pull the padge all night long.
a case of very fungus infested genitals im sorry sir, you have googandernuts
- triple stuffed oreo
a triple stuffed oreo is a s-xual act, wherein 3 white dudes all put their p-n-ses inside of a black woman via the 3 main orifices (mouth, -n-s and v-g-n-) me and my 2 of my white friends all had s-x with a black female. we made her into a triple stuffed oreo lol.
- car handhold
the little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving. sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.
- instagram pictures
when people want to take a fun, coo;, awesome photo to post on instagram. different levels of intensity with this topic. sometimes a simple photo with an iphone and other times a professional photographer and days work. instagramer: hey, dude can you take this instagram photo for me. friend: yeah sure; what are you gonna […]