charging my cock
when a man is masturbating but stops before he c-ms to get h-rny for the ugly woman.
when that woman was about to have s-x with me yesterday she had a hairy b-tt. it was a major turnoff so i told her to hold on and i went in the bathroom and i closed my eyes while charging my c-ck.
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