charity crapper
(n). one who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
every day at 3 pm, max comes into the library to free his load. why doesn’t he go home and use his own toilet? he’s a charity cr-pper.
(n). 1. one who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn’t bring anything to eat/drink. 2. a guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. someone that does not reciprocate.
“hey paul, should i invite bill?” “oh, no, man! not that charity cr-pper!”
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