charity hooker
a hooker who does her work for free.
“mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. isn’t that the hooker you want on your side?”
charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent p-ssers-by.
charity hooker: hi ma’am, do you care about free trade?
innocent walker: um, yes. well no – uh, i have to go…(walks away hurriedly)
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