Charles Cohagen


a big -ss white dude with perfect hair…..he uses a cattle prod to tap the sn-tch…..he’s one of the dudes you see in a chick flick that everyone hates….he’s “that guy”….
karissa: hey why haven’t we been talking?

charles cohagen: why do you keep bothering me you slor?

karissa: wow really charles?

charles cohagen: your sn-tch reeks

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