Charleston Chew
a s-xual act in which one partner, while performing c-nn-l-ng-s, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women’s l-b–, while the lower lip rests on her -n-s. the taint is placed in between the lips and ‘gummed on’, like an old women eating a huge rubber c-ck.
‘dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car… when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol’ charleston chew…. b-tches.
‘my girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.’
a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy
“and i’m still loco enough
to choke you to death wit a charleston chew”- dr. dre- forgot about dre
a long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which slim shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
“and i’m still loco enough to choke you to death with a charleston chew”
– eminem
(forgot about dre)
when a woman takes a p–p, then makes her boyfriend eat it, while fingering his girlfriend.
how was your date last night?
bad. my girlfriend made me have a charleston chew.
oh. that sucks.
-j-c-l-t- in the p–per. pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. chill, crack, and serve.
i can’t believe she ate a friggin’ charleston chew!
to pull a woman’s lower lip out and bust your load in it. giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.
guy 1 – “so what did you end up doing with that girl last night?”
guy 2 – “she let me give her a charleston chew…also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer”
basically, it is the same maneuver as a dirty sanchez, except this time the doo doo brown is put into the teeth, instead of rubbed on the upper lip.
d-mn son! you should have heard her screaming for more of that charleston chew!
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