Charlie Norris


the offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of chuck norris and charlie sheen. where by only the x chromosomes were extracted from each one and combined to create the utlimate most g-dlike femme in the history of the universe. charlie norrises posses eye popping powers of seduction that surp-ss anything the world has ever known.

charlie norris has the body of a thoroughbred mare.

charlie norris is the substance of boy’s wet dreams and old men’s fantasies.
when charlie norris came out of her artificial placenta a thousand grown men simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that hot scene in the movie beowulf).
charlie norris’s first words were to jesus and those words were: “i taste fire.”

charlie norris can go down a waterslide at a water park and not get wet.

charlie norris’s cleavage can talk her out of a nudity ticket.

charlie norris gets free stuff with her smile.

charlie norris gets presents for your birthdays.

charlie norris doesn’t drive she has a chauffeur for that.

when you look up vixen in the dictionary you see a picture of charlie norris.
isabella: why can’t i a be total bombsh-ll.
me: you’re not charlie norris. ’nuff said.

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