Charlie’s list


a list made up by grumpy old farts at places of employment
listing fellow employees in a rank from 1 to 10. -ssociates within the top 5 get their pictures on the charlie wall, free gardening magazines, lolipops and pictures of naked ladies from las vegas. the botton 5 gets p–ped on.
hey, the kid’s not doin’ so well on the charlie’s list. take down his picture and spit on the floor when somebody says his name!

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