Charlie’s ‘stache
1. charlie swan’s facial hair in the twilight movie (2008). it is extremely intimidating, especially if charlie is holding a rifle.
2. the most painful way to die.
1. dude, i went to ask bella to prom, but chickened out when i saw charlie’s ‘stache a mile away!
the two girls giggled mercilessly at charlie’s ‘stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at edward.
2. fear the wrath of charlie’s ‘stache.
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