Charm farm
charm farm: the act of planting, seeding and cultivating charm in a extraordinarily effective way leaving victims infatuated, smitten and hypnotised by the charm farmer’s swift act of charm. charm farming is considered illegal in some countries as it contributes to a high number of unwanted pregnancies and must be used only by trained professionals. charm farmers act quickly and swiftly similar to the slash and burn cultivation techniques employed by the agricultural industry, often leaving entire nightclubs, shopping centres and festivals completely devastated by their charm. charm farming must not be confused with charm storming, which is severely inferior in quality and effectiveness.
person 1: man i have the worst customer on the phone at the moment
person 2: that’s cool man, i’ll have a chat to them and sort them out, can you get my pitchfork please?
person 1: pitchfork???!
person 2: yeh man so i can set up my charm farm.
person: 1: shiiiit bro you better be careful, last time i used my charm farm i woke up covered in like 30 naked b-tchez.
1 more definition
a place where stewards and stewardesses are trained.
a friend of mine want’s to be a stewardess,
where’d she go? a charm farm?
what? (goes to urban dictionary.com and look it up)
what the f-ck? it’s not there!
add it
okay, (adds it)
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