Charon’s Kiss
when you’re vomiting in a toilet and the pukey toilet water splashes you in the face. similar to poseidon’s kiss, but this is from the ferryman who brings freshly deceased souls across the river stix. puke sh-tcanned hamboned wasted loaded drunk alcohol poseidon’s kiss
person1: dude what’s that sh-t all over your face? you stink.
person2: oh i just got a charon’s kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. yeah…
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