Charpet


charpet (pr-nounced “char-pet”) a charpet is a word describing a very hairy chest. the term is derived from the combination of the words “chest” and “carpet.” many charpets are revealed on the beach or when men (typically) unb-tton their shirts or wear t-shirts that are specifically cut to highlight the charpet feature. the hair must be so thick as to look and feel much like a tighly weaved piece of carpet. some charpets are so short and dense that they resemble a burber style carpet, while others sport much longer, looser hair that looks more like a sh-g carpet.
other derivatives of this word include:
charpwhite (pr-nouced “charp-white”) a charpwhite is similar to a charpet, but the chest hair is white in color. this look is often featured by other men, but has also been spotted on a rare breed of women.
some uses of the word include:
hey, look at that guy’s charpet, it’s really thick
wow, i wonder if he has to vacuum that thing regularly

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