Chasing Amy Syndrome
named after the same story that silent bob tells in the movie gets it’s t-tle from, chasing amy syndrome typically happens when a girl is far more s-xualy experienced than the guy in a relationship because of s-xual stereotypes and cultural expectations. gender reversal can also happen, but is not as common.
symptoms are:
-irrational jealousy of past lovers and/or people the girl hangs out with.
– inexplicable “need” to push their own s-xual boundaries to feel “on par” with their partner, in spite of not being interested in that prior.
– fixation on partner’s s-xual past.
– feelings of inadequacie due to partner’s experience.
typically the symptoms start after partners have traded their s-xual numbers or when a story about a past tryst that is out of the other partner’s league comes up.
the only known cure is for the sufferer to get the f-ck over themselves and realize that their partner wants to be with them for a reason. to help this process along it is recommended to have a painfully open and honest dialog between the partners, both being open to the other’s opinions and feelings.
jill: “after max heard i had 15 past partners and had tried an orgy he started getting weird and angry at me for stupid stuff!”
sue: “max only has had 3 partners, it’s cl-ssic chasing amy syndrome.”
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