Chasing Dolphins
there are a bunch of fish in the sea… out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. but sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (not hot girl)
guy 1: hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?
guy 2: idk man, i’m kinda just chasing dolphins right now.
guy 1: alright, that’s chill. just don’t get stuck with a tuna.
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