having g-y s-x with an older man while he farts.
bill was chasing fog with randall and it was great.
when a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole. penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance. when your p–p is so long that you can balance on it. […]
what i think mexico’s satan is pr-nounced as. sataun in satan
- tw*t sprocket
a delusional, uneducated liberal lacking intelligence; one that uses libtarded rhetoric to avoid stating facts and resorts to insults when faced with an intelligent question needing a factual answer man , albert is a tw-t sprocket! i asked him to answer a simple question and he retorted with baseless insults!
- sky hummer
a sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the american national anthem i sky hummered the sh-t out of that plane!
- dong trap
any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you’ve fallen into […]