Chat Blue Balls
the angst and s-xual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. like actual blue b-lls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
don’t type so dirty like that, it’s giving me chat blue b-lls again.
the anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. the feeling can last for minutes or even hours. unfortunately unlike actual blue b-lls, chat blue b-lls can not be relieved by jerking off.
person 1: “what’s with freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?”
person 2: “he looked pretty p-ssed, he’s probably suffering from chat blue b-lls again.”
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