Chat Ninja
that person you wish you didn’t know who seems to lurk on facebook or aim waiting for you to log on so they can message you within 2 seconds. you usually know this person from elementary school or they tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme.
6:42 pm
6:42 pm
6:43 pm
6:43 pm
someone who lies, usually about their age, in order to enter a chat room.
it’s only a matter of time before i go to jail for accidentally cybering with an eleven year old chat ninja.
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