Chatsturbation
1. the act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.
2. the act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
in a public act of chatsturbation, jim posted his thoughts on armageddon in a nascar fans chatroom.
the act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website
man 1: do you still look for hot girls on the omegle video chat?
man 2: nah, not anymore. too much chatsturbation.
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