Chattanooga Chapstick


an underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone’s chapstick into your r-ct-m, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.
pardon me bob, but that’s a chattanooga chapstick you’re applying.

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