Chattanooga Scoot’n’Boot
a s-x act which requires two people. zac brown band’s ”chicken fried” should be played whilst act is carried out. both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. first the man must begin a basic line dance routine. the woman then l-ssos the man’s p-n-s with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the t-st-cl-s ensues.
hiram: dang cephas! why y’all walkin’ so funny?
cephas: i te’y’a why. jenny lou got to watchin’ them academy of country music awards, and hearin’ that chicken fried song made her ripe for courtin’. we got all suited up in our nashville farbies, an’ when i’s just gettin’ into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. i got pinwheel cuts on my sack!
hiram: dad gum! the cl-ssic chattanooga scoot’n’boot.
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