Chauching


the act of masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. pr-nounced “chaw-ching” or “chut-ching”. when used in singular form it is “chutch” the word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in waterloo ontario.

the act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.
ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says “what are you, chauching in here?”

“this song would be great to chauch to.”
“i’m going home to chauch.”
“stop chauching” (if someone is being emotional)
“hey reid, stop chauching.

“i could use a good chauch right now.”
“chauching again eah? man you are one pathetic loser.”

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