chauntell
big dragon, sh-t stirrer, triple breasted (six nipples) with extremely long back hair, never shaves the bottom of her feet, secretly bis-xual and totally up for threesomes, loves doing the eagle, a beast you need to get with, gets h-rny when tickled behind the ear, has an obsession with belly fluff, sometimes pretends to have a hairy b-m, loves rat’s tails that reach to the b-m, loves to play the recorder in the nude whilst line dancing in cemetries, aspires to be the first cross-gendered super model to live on pluto, her -rs- is always itchy, founding mother/father of takesituptheb-malotism religion, from the lesboalphachivagloverkappa sorority and generally loves to tease homeless people by stealing their cardboard boxes.
d-mn that girl is acting like a chauntell!
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