chauss out


to spaz out in a specific way: spreading your lips so that your teeth are fully exposed, then flailing random parts of your body as to release energy that needed to be expelled. there are different levels of chauss. the first of which involves pointing your fingers and flailing your hands. the second and third are very much alike; with one of them you bear your teeth and hold your hands out to the side of you while tensing every muscle of your body, and the second state is to happily gyrate your pelvis while doing so. there are high level chauss contests that involve rapid combinations of all known chauss techniques. these should not be attempted by anyone except for those that have achieved the chauss sage level, in doing so harmonizing with their buffner.

-please note that the concept of chauss is rapidly expanding, and the founders (ian and nathan) would be happy to know that the chauss is spreading itself like jam all over the hearts of the young and old and their b-ttholes.-
to chauss out:

~a random person on the street runs up to his friend, happily gyrating pelvis.

friend: “dude…you just totally chaussed out!!!”
chausser giggles and quickly hitches a ride on a p-ssing iguana v-g-n-.

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