chav bat
a wooden burberry bat known as the “chav bat”
used by the ladies to bat away the chavs as they come at you from behind during a night out in a club.the batting away of these lads is known as “chav batting!”
out with the girlies dancing away to a bit of speed garage, shoulder bobbing and riding the pony. then you feel something grap you from behind and its a some lad rubbing and pushing his groin into you. nice!! lol you reach for your chav bat and bat him away shouting “erm thanks but no thanks!”
ladies there is now a foldable chav bat, that fits nicely into your handbag!!
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