Chav Chariot


(uk) one of those stupid little cars with huge exhaust pipes and a travelling disco in the car. usually a vauxhall corsa.
look at darren in his chav chariot! with the lowered suspension and the pumping bose sound system he cuts rather a dashing figure.
chav chariots are possible the lowest form of cars. chavs who want to have sport car performance but still have their 3 illegitimate children in the rear as well as their hanging girlfriend. such chav chariots are the subaru impreza and the mitsubishi evo series
wow check out steve in his chav chariot
wayne has got 3 kids seats in the back of his chav chariot
usually a corsa,punto,seicento,fiesta,nova with a 1.0 litre engine witha lowered springs,body kit and a stupidly big sound system worth more than the car. and a big fart cannon exhaust that can be heard a mile away. and the car is barely road legal with 5 spotty chavs sat in it with the drive sat at a stupid angle.with the only performance modification being a k&n air filter. or a nova or a corsa with a c20xe or c20let red tiop engine in it whichis undeclared with not adequate brakes or suspension.usually built by some one called barry.
the chav chariot nov could be heard a mile away.

barrys 2 litre chav chariot nova got beat by the 1967 chevrolet camaro ss at santa pod

“daves nova looks like a chav chariot with that body kit”

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