chav [twat]
a (usually fake) burberry wearing, sh-tty gold wearing, tw-t speaking, school dropout, who soop up really sh-tty cars like novas or astras, gangsta wannabe. females have kids at an early age, and range between 5-10 kids by the time they are 20. they start on anyone if there are more than one of them, if there’s an individual he look at you with a surly look.
you walk near a chav, his gold glinting in a north kent shopping centre, his fake burberry cap high in the air, f-g in his hand,you look at him with his mates, he shouts “w-nker”, you walk over and then they run like f-ck
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