Chavenstein


the pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of s-xual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, sk-nky drug and lambrini addled f-ck-wits.

this genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via caesarean section due to the fact that the sc-mmy b-tch carrying it is:
a) a frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) a total p-ss-brain
c) usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) riddled with syphilis due to sh-gging with any sc-mmer that gave her a ciggy. just to say ‘thank you’…awwww aint she polite…
e) dead from all of the above

this feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of p-ss due to her defective bladder.

eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life…..

ain’t evolution a b-mmer?
most of the fuggly c-nts on chavsc-m.com

wayne ‘jugg-ears’ rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f ‘colin’

vikky beckham (aka vikki pollard)

most of the std addled 14-15yo sl-tters hanging outside the event ii in brighton. chavenstein breeders every f-kken 1 lololololol.

small-c-ck w-nker 19yo tw-ts in their ‘poor man’s big c-ck’ souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. i laugh my f-kken -ss off every time i see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. that’s 1 less chavenstein creator….

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