Chavesty
a crime against society commited by one who is a chav. esp, any actions they make in the public sphere which endanger or threaten those around them.
chav: you looking at me?
person: no
chav: i’m going to kill you give me ten pence
person: no
chav: punch!
person: on floor bleeding!
(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav’s sad little life
(ii) chav’s pr-nunciation of the english noun “travesty” (rarely attempted)
it’s a complete chavesty
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