chaykowsky
group of guys with huge w-ngs. the only way to make there d-ck 10 inches is to cut it in half. very athletic. they f-ck anything that walks (even ur hermit crab) they get more -ss than a toilet seat. don’t take sh-t from anyone. win everything and did i forget have huge d-cks? no i didn’t… :– that’s a d-ck also they all have have s-x with 5 women every night.
hate: jews n-gg-rs and arabs
john: i wish i could be part of chaykowsky
jake: well are d-cks are just too small
john: i guess i’ll walk over there and let them pound the sh-t out of my d-ck
jake: it would be an honor for me if i could be one of the girls they f-cked every night
john: but jake ur a man….
jake: they’re so cool i feel like they have all girls so i should be gay now cuz i got no chance
john: i’m with you n-gg-r
jake: i’m white….
john: sorry brotha
jake: i’m still white
john: sorry i’m r-t-rded
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