chch boys high
christchurch boys high is a zoo located in christchurch, new zealand, and consists mainly of primitive apes. sometimes the animals will attempt tricks in order to obtain food from visitors and zookeepers. please come and visit some time as i’m sure the boy- i mean apes would love a visit from someone.
please note: this is just a joke to payback boys high for what they put for christ’s college, so definitely don’t take it personally
newspaper article: “chch boys high school has recently been visited by zoo critics and was rated 8/10. i would highly recommend taking a visit sometime”.
ape: “8/10! we could do better than that…”
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