check your laces


to encourage caution when someone may be in danger of “tripping”.

i.e. relax; don’t get your panties in a twist; cool it, easy killer.
the situation: you are playing basketball and a friend gets mad because he thinks you fouled him too hard. he gets all up in your face, tries to start a fight, so you say, “yo man. back off. for real man, check your laces. you’re tripping.”

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