check yourself before you shrek yourself
stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter shreks swamp.
idiot: man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! lets investigate.
me:bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself
take a chill pill and look at your actions. examine what you’re next action because right now, you’re heading in a bad direction.
person: i think i’ll go see la la land!
me: check yourself before you shrek yourself, d-ckhead.
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