Checkpoint decoy



the act of throw a piece of metal through a metal dector at a airport or any other public place to direct attention away from yourself so you can commit a crime.
beep beep beep
person: where is he?
person#2: whew!
person: d*mn, he pulled a checkpoint decoy.

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