cheek monster


to a baby or youngin; a large creature (namely an elder) that grabs a-hold of cheeks and wiggles them in such a flailing manner that children hate.
mom: hey honey, guess who’s coming to see you??
little johnny: who’s that mom?
mom: grandma! she’ll be here any minute now…
little johnny: not that cheek monster!
mom: now johnny, don’t be that way! she’s your grandmother!
(in the background) the doorbell rings…

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