cheerleater
the equal opportunity fat girl(s) in every pre-college cheerleading squad. usually used at the base of formations because, frankly, n-body can lift her. usually void of any acrobatic ability unless juggling diets is to be counted.
any highkicking will result in the violent expulsion of recently consumed foods within the first 15 rows of the sports venue.
“we can’t do our trademark pyramid formation because our cheerleater is absent today”
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