cheese and crackers


a respectful alternative to, “jesus christ!”
friend 1: “dude, i totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!”

friend 2: “cheese and crackers!”
the very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. the white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.
“dude! did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?”

“check out that guy’s cheese and crackers!”
the f-ck best food to eat when you are f-cking blazed out of your mind
give me thouse mother f-cking cheese and crackers right now before my f-cking cheese and crackers brain melts
down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and no furniture inside! haaaaahaahaa!

also, people who just don’t get it! simpletons that have no imagination and can’t grasp the obvious.
don’t go trick r’ treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.

lee is always talking about himself and doesn’t respect other people’s time or comment on their ideas. he’s so cheese and crackers!
a nickname for a girl whose v-g-n- smells of cheese and crackers. generally after fingering cheese and crackers, the smell lingers for several hours.
man i was with cheese and crackers last night. my fingers still reek.

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