cheese bus


it’s the slang version for a yellow school bus.
our cl-ss is going to washington dc, in a yellow cheese bus!
used when something is shocking. would be used in the same context as jesus! in fact that is where it originated from:
jesus->jeebus->cheese bus. also sometimes used like: bus made entirely out of cheese!
jane: oh my gosh, look at that gigantic tidal wave headed right for us!

john: cheese bus!
1. a schoolbus, usually a really sh-tty one with an -sshole driver.
2. the most common mode of transportation for swb students, followed closely by the sh-tty bus, the derfuhrermobile, and the heel-toe express, since swb spends all its money on p-ss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. utter and complete dogsh-t.

word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic american cheese that’s made in sri lanka and served in swb school lunches along with plenty of man mayonnaise and corpse-eating rat meat.
mark: we better get on the cheesebus so we won’t miss gym cl-ss and have to get more p-rn for stiffen’s armada to graduate!

me: i f-cking hate gym cl-ss! all it is is kool-aid and windbag making bullsh-t calls about the gradeschool games stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the cyborg businessman! that and blubbernaut and the fat guy trying to kill me with dodgeb-lls and cornhole you and that m-f- pooh!

gherel: it also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can’t afford our own gym or even computers that aren’t either factory rejects or filled with soviet schoolgirl p-rn! oh well, at least we get to make fun of flowers when she comes on to mr. bus driver.

me: yeah, i guess there’s that…
a yellow school bus (with black windows)
oh man, we got to ride the cheese bus on our field trip

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