cheese dick slap
filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. this cheese filled condom can be used for several s-xual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. the purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy c-m goo.
“after having s-x with my girlfriend, i took my used rubber and gave her the cheese d-ck slap, leaving her p-ssed off and covered in spray can cheese and j-zz.”
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