cheese dick


a guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant d-ck head. he almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
dude, rick is such a f-cking cheese d-ck.”
a person who does not wash his p-n-s often, and so provides a breeding ground for sm-gm- loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
can also be used to describe:
estate agents
recruitment consultants
most politicians.
terry has become an i.t. employment agent, what a cheesed-ck!
a military term used by rank and file troops. started in use during the vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90’s.
the term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. a kiss -ss’ kiss -ss. a brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.
teddy, big s-xy and guilermo are all cheese d-cks.
teddy snitched to guilermo about my sp-ce profile! that rat faced cheese d-ck mother f-cker!
big s-xy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make spc e-4…..what a cheese d-ck.
sm-gm- . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the d-ck. indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !
cheesed-cks refers to people whose motto could be described as “take everything that you can.” these are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

the “cheese” in cheesed-cks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans p-n-s and the foreskin in males and the cl-toral hood and cl-toris in females.

can be used interchangeably with douches, -sshats and d-cks.
those guys at comcast are some serious cheesed-cks.

why are those cheesed-cks blocking bit torrents?

i wish i didn’t have to do business with those cheesed-cks.
someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.
jillian is totally not going for your cheese-d-ck w-lly.
someone who is very greedy with their stuff and hardly ever shares. the jude of person who leaves a note telling sombody that it is theirs. wether it is tasty food (like cookie dough for example) or a new game they bought.
“dude dennis is such a cheese d-ck with his stuff”

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