cheese fiend
a cheese fiend is one that finds themselves consuming large quant-ties of cheese. their fridge is never devoid of cheese. they will require cheese to be added to every meal, or consider cheese to be a meal on it’s own.
“we’re not getting the cheese platter for dessert. besides, we already had grilled halloumi for an entrée and cheese fondue as a main – i’m not sharing a cheese platter for dessert. stop being a cheese fiend!”
person 1: is there any cheese left for the hotdogs?
person 2: no.
person 3: what! i only bought a new block yesterday.
person 2: and i needed it all.
person 1:you’re such a cheese fiend.
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