Cheese pants
1) a social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) an unintentional -j-c-l-t–n that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
1) extensive statistical -n-lysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) i didn’t die in the fire! -cheese pants-
the event of unexpected -j-c-l-t–n in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.
after walking up to the brand new ferrari, alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. however, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.
nasty female that is rotten between the legs, pants infested with yeast and a mult-tude of other microorganisms. arthropods might also be found in her panties/pants. nasty, foul odor accompanied by a yellow/brownish substance that can also leak down the legs to the ground.
that b-tch stinks like h-ll with her cheesepants.
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