cheese the sponge


1) to fail fantastically right out of the gate… like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.
all you had to do was clean the dishes… but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

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