cheese wagon

a typical, yellow school bus.
we’re going to school on the cheese wagon.
a ‘cheese wagon’ refers to a male who’s scr-t-m hangs lower the p-n-s itself.
lucy: so how was he?
anna: awful! he was draggin’ a cheese wagon
lucy:…..oh

mark: d-mn its cold in here!
kyle: tell me about it! i’m rolling the cheese wagon!

fran: michael angelo’s david is so amazing..
bob: cheeeeese wagon!
a yellow school bus.
a cheesewagon is a godawful thing. they should be abandonned after elementary school.
when a man’s testibobbles hang lower than the p-n-s. in other words an asian man’s p-n-s. their p-n-ses are that short, it is inevitable for their ballios to hang lower.
bobby: ling, why don’t you ever go for asian guys?

ling ling: uh…you joking? i don’t do my own kind! don’t you know all them brothers got cheesewagons?
a cheesewagon is a term referring to that part of the human anatomy that exists south of the wrist. yes, when a mans t-st-cl-s are larger than his p-n-s. one must need a wagon (scr-t-m) to accommodate such a vast amount of cheese (testicular fluids).
kid 1:”that sloth kid has a cheesewagon.”
kid 2:”jack baker?”
kid 1:”yup.”
the cheesewagon, also known as the cheezwagon, chezewagon, etc. is a form of transportation, primarily to and from school during grades k-12. ie, the schoolbus.
kid 1: hey, 2 kids got into a fight on the cheesewagon on the way to school.
kid 2: whoa!
someone who is corny, punny, rude etc.

shortend term: “wagon”
“chappy is such a cheesewagon!!”

“what a wagon”

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